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We’re still more “Presidential” than the black guy

In Hey press guys remember when we were buddies? on September 21, 2008 at 9:48 pm

Conservatives saying John is “not presidential”?

“I suppose the McCain campaign’s hope is that when there’s a big crisis, people will go for age and experience,” said Will. “The question is, who in this crisis looked more presidential, calm and un-flustered? It wasn’t John McCain who, as usual, substituting vehemence for coherence, said ‘let’s fire somebody.’ And picked one of the most experienced and conservative people in the administration, Chris Cox, and for no apparent reason… It was un-presidential behavior by a presidential candidate.”

Fuck did we try fire someone who is on our side? And now you’re telling me not only is he not the right person to fire, we couldn’t even do it if we wanted to? And now the conservatives hate us again even though we picked their goddamn Ronald Reagan Sarahcuda?

Man this PRESIDENT thing is HARD.

Perhaps we should encourage the “McCain is old” angle. It’s a heck of a lot better than getting flailed daily for being retarded. We could say “No no, Sarah is the retarded one. John, well, you know, John is 72 years old.” Can we get some ads to this effect, Tucker?

Oh but seriously, who are we going to fire?


PS Ha! We left out the torture bit! Obviously we would actually say, “well John is 72 years old and HE WAS TORTURED AND LIVED IN A BOX OR DID YOU FORGET?”