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Minor Dino-gaffe (Ha!)

In Ass-backwards retarded, Dinosaur footsie, Palin on September 20, 2008 at 7:39 pm

“I pushed her on the earth’s creation, whether it was really less than 7,000 years old and whether dinosaurs and humans walked the earth at the same time. And she said yes, she’d seen images somewhere of dinosaur fossils with human footprints in them.”

Tuck, can we put out a press release saying that Sarah was talking about seeing the movie Jurassic Park, not her actual retarded beliefs?

(Fortunately there is no actual scientific evidence that can prove evolution that velociraptors did not party with human dudes. Our focus groups confirm that this is a winnable argument for us.)

-Stevie