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John McCain Center For Korean Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too Like Grow Three Inches

In Orange Mocha Frappuccino! on September 27, 2008 at 2:48 pm

“The average South Koreans is three inches taller than the average North Korean.” – John McCain

“What is this, a (North Korean) center for ants? How can we be expected to teach (South Korean) children to learn how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building? The center has to be at least… three times inches bigger than this!” – Derek Zoolander