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FUCK

In McCain on September 20, 2008 at 6:14 pm

Who let John McCain say these incredibly moronic and truthful things?

I fucking swear, when I came up with the Straight Talk Express, I DID NOT FUCKING THINK YOU FUCKHEADS WERE TAKING ME SERIOUSLY. This is our guy, guys! IF THERE IS ANYONE WHO SHOULD NOT BE SHOOTING FROM THE HIP OF TRUTH, IT’S JOHN FUCKING MCCAIN.

THE GUY WAS FUCKING TORTURED, REMEMBER? Everyone knows that. Except that one guy from elitist Yale.

Jim can you get someone at the NSA to say that these audio and video recordings that are firmly entrenched in the public record were digitally altered (fyi, the public loves when you say “digitally” or “Hi-Def”) by Al-Qaeda?

(By which I mean, Al-Qaeda in Iraq, of course, which DEFINITELY HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH 9/11!!!!! ZING!!!! hoooo but seriously you know what I mean guys.)

-Stephen

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