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We won the debate!

In This is what we call the land of make-believe plus time-travel on September 26, 2008 at 4:23 pm

We won the debate that hasn’t even happened and that we were totally going to show up for even though we said we weren’t to distract from, you know, EVERYTHING.

You might say, Steve, I think this is scientifically impossible.

To which I would respond: flux capacitor.

Game, Set, Match.

-Steve

P.S. Lost in all this is the fact that this is not the first time McCain has tried to duck a debate, and not the first time McCain suspended his campaign. Not exactly a one time thing is it? More like something chronic and incurable. You know, like herpes. OH WAIT YOU DIDN’T KNOW HERPES WAS INCURABLE? NEITHER THE FUCK DID I.

As the old saying goes:

Update: I know they’re making fun of us, but at this point, it probably wouldn’t hurt to try some of these.