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Nice work guys

In dodged that bullet, is she still our VP choice?, Uncategorized, well done on September 20, 2008 at 9:13 pm

This is some fine work gentlemen. Some of the best working of the refs I’ve seen since Tim Donaghy.

“Commission members wanted a relaxed format that included time for unpredictable questioning and challenges between the vice-presidential candidates. Last week, it rejected a proposal from advisers to Ms. Palin and Senator John McCain, the Republican nominee, for few if any unfettered exchanges. Advisers to Mr. Biden say they were comfortable with either format.”

Better to not let the “debate” be an actual “debate.” Lord knows she’ll tell that same godawful lipstick on a pitbull joke if given the chance. God I fucking hate her (Don’t tell John I said that).

(It’s too bad we couldn’t get them to agree to our preferred format, consisting solely of naming countries you can see from your house. That’s something I think we can all agree Sarah does well. Naming things. Off of a list. A list of one.)

-Steve

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Definition of Ungrateful

In Alaska is a sissy, Alaska is the 3rd grader who sits by himself at lunch, Palin on September 20, 2008 at 7:57 pm

Did you guys see this shit? Alaskan newspapers are saying Sarah is not doing her job.

Tucker, can we get Eric Cantor on O’Reilly to state the obvious? Nobody gives a fuck about Alaska.

I mean we gave that state its 15 minutes of fame and this is the thanks we get? The public is already getting tired of all the bullshit about snowmobiles and mooseburgers and the astonishingly high rate of rape which Sarah refuses to buy the rape kits for?

It’s not like Sarah was working all that hard before. NOW they care?

Again, I still don’t really get these. Is this good or bad for us? I heard the kids like these.

-Steve