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Operation duck and cover, Zach Morris time-out, and reclaim diversity for the GOP continues as planned

In It would be nice to get on Rachel Ray though no matter what Letterman says on September 25, 2008 at 3:07 pm

Guys we gotta get the Jews back.

Between the Sarah Silverman video.

And the Daily Show thing from a while ago.

There’s some unholy alliance brewing between the minorities. What else could explain polling showing an Obama lead in Florida?

And we haven’t even begun talking about the latinos yet.

But it’s okay, our diversity chair Sarah Palin will totally win them back, just as soon as our campaign is back from being “suspended” aka continuing to go on Katie Couric and media shows and giving lots of speeches and “pulling” advertising we knew wouldn’t be able to pull anyway.

Everything is going according to plan. Now we wait until we’ve missed all the debates we forgot to prepare for knew we couldnt win were too busy to care about because we’ve been saving the world and people forget this whole “economic crisis” thing ever happened.

-Steve

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