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Posts Tagged ‘health care’

I wish she could be this articulate in real life

In But that would involve using real words and full sentences on October 6, 2008 at 1:36 pm

It’s the REEEEMIXXXXX…..

Also they finally caught on to the fact we are going to cut medicare and medicaid to pay for a shitty tax credit that won’t be nearly enough to offset everyone losing their employer based coverage.

And they caught on to the fake maverick thing. And the fake good airman with good judgment thing. And the fake Obama contributions scandal, when it’s actually the McCain campaign that has been acting shady.

And the fake we care about women thing.

And the Keating Five thing we’ve been hoping people would forget about.

Man he’s really playing offense isn’t he? Can’t we just have Gore and Kerry back?

-Steve

P.S. Gotta love quotes like these:

“As I said, I’m of two minds about this. I don’t want to give currency to this sewage, so it will remain below the fold. And I’ll try to devote the lion’s share of my time to the issues–the war, the economic crisis, the fraying health insurance system, the environment–that should define this campaign. But what a desperate empty embarrassment the McCain campaign has become.”

And headlines like “How McCain lost his brand: From maverick to crank in an instant

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They’re connecting the dots, Gentlemen

In I love ice cream on September 21, 2008 at 5:12 pm

We need to find a way to stop the press from using very sound and logical explanations for how we’re going to fuck the health care system in the same way we’ve fucked the financial system.

I’m thinking… have Sarah meet people who aren’t from America, Canada, or Mexico for THE FIRST TIME EVER.

(Not counting the time she didn’t go to Iraq or the time she didn’t go to Ireland.)

I like how it says it will give her a “taste of foreign policy” like we’re at fucking Baskin Robbins and she just needs one of those miniature spoons to keep our country safe.

-Steve

FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT

In Deregulation, Financial Crisis, McCain, We're Fucked on September 20, 2008 at 7:15 pm

I’m trying to fucking watch Mad Men (god I love those secretaries and the sexism and totally not in the self-aware way) when I see this shit:

Let me give you guys a little lesson in HOW NOT TO LOSE AN ELECTION 101.

When we are hit with what some are calling “the worst financial crisis since the great depression,” which was in part caused by our chief economic advisor/ex-economic advisor/again chief economic advisor Phil Gramm, please DO NOT write an article in John’s name saying:

“Opening up the health insurance market to more vigorous nationwide competition, as we have done over the last decade in banking, would provide more choices of innovative products less burdened by the worst excesses of state-based regulation.”

(paul, I don’t care you wrote it a couple of weeks ago when we were sitting on our stacks of money and we were ALL ABOUT DEREGULATION AND HOW GREAT IT IS EVEN THOUGH WE’RE NOW REALLY AGAINST DEREGULATION WHICH IS BAD, BAD)

I MEAN FOR FUCK’S SAKE, WE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE PICKED A MOOSE-HUNTER FROM ALASKA WHO IS MIRED IN AN ETHICS INVESTIGATION AND CHARGED ALASKAN TAXPAYERS FOR 312 NIGHTS SHE STAYED AT HOME AS VICE PRESIDENT

-Steve