Fake Steve Schmidt and Friends

Palin makes the case for President Pal- err… President Obam- er… wait, me confused

In Or how Sarah met her retarded quota for the day on September 30, 2008 at 7:19 pm

Continuing her fucking amazing streak of brilliant quotes:

“Oh no, it’s nothing negative at all. He’s got a lot of experience and just stating the fact there, that we’ve been hearing his speeches for all these years. So he’s got a tremendous amount of experience and, you know, I’m the new energy, the new face, the new ideas and he’s got the experience based on many many years in the Senate and voters are gonna have a choice there of what it is that they want in these next four years. “

Does she realize she might be describing someone other than Joe Biden? Or are two thoughts at the same time too much to handle?

At least that takes some attention away from the now daily universal press whoopings, leaked stories of internal panic, debunks of our lies, and recent developments in the corruption trial.

AND FUCK THE BOSS AND THE PIANOMAN? THROW IN BON FUCKING JOVI AND THAT IS LIKE SOME REAL JERSEY SHIT FOR REALS.

-Steve

P.S. But wait maybe there’s hope! Fair and balanced Fox News focus group in PA shows a “split”!!!

But it’s one of those “splits” where everyone raises their hands for Obama, weirdly. (I like the guy who tries to vote McCain but his wife doesn’t let him, realizing HE MUST BE MAKING A MISTAKE OR BE COMPLETELY OUT OF HIS MIND.

P.P.S. Man we really fucked up hyping John’s part in this huge success debacle, right before it ALL WENT TO HELL, HUH?

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