Fake Steve Schmidt and Friends

Good thing it’s the weekend. Is this god-forsaken campaign over yet?

In I just want to go back to sleep but not in the same way John loves sleeping on September 28, 2008 at 4:46 pm

A weekend update! Things are going better for us, because it’s the weekend! No one cares about the weekend. Sure the campaign continues to go down the shitter, but hey, if anyone asks, just say “ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!?!??”

Sarah and John? On the same page as always. Also known as SURE WE CAN GO IN TO PAKISTAN AS LONG AS WE DON’T ANNOUNCE IT FOR REAL LIKE ON A TALK SHOW BUT ITS TOTALLY OKAY FOR THE VP WANNABE TO ANNOUNCE IT OUTSIDE OF SOME CHEESESTEAK PLACE IN PHILLY

It’s too bad those press people are, you know, paying attention.

And those back and forth pooping, forever trade missions that Sarah touted she had gone on in her interview with Katie Couric? Don’t seem to exist.

As you might notice, Palin only cites one discernible foreign interaction under her purview: Trade missions.

I spent some time on the Governor’s Web site seeking more details about her trade negotiations with Russia. There’s a press release about Gov. Palin’s meeting with a trade mission from the Yukon, but nothing about Russia anywhere in the archives. Tony Knowles, a Democrat who was governor from 1994-2002, led a trade mission — back in 1997, while Palin was running Wasilla — to the remote island of Sakhalin, off the coast of Siberia. That seems to be about it for Russia-Alaska trade missions lately.

Yeah, no fucking shit, Sherlock. Was there anyone who didn’t see that one coming a million Alaskan miles away?

And hey did anyone catch the new Tina Fey sketch? God she is hilarious. Can we just get Tina Fey to replace Sarah? I mean BONO THE KING OF IRELAND is way less damaging than pretty much EVERYTHING the barracuda has said. PHONE A MOTHERFUCKING FRIEND, SARAH, PHONE A MOTHERFUCKING FRIEND.

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