Fake Steve Schmidt and Friends

They’re connecting the dots, Gentlemen

In I love ice cream on September 21, 2008 at 5:12 pm

We need to find a way to stop the press from using very sound and logical explanations for how we’re going to fuck the health care system in the same way we’ve fucked the financial system.

I’m thinking… have Sarah meet people who aren’t from America, Canada, or Mexico for THE FIRST TIME EVER.

(Not counting the time she didn’t go to Iraq or the time she didn’t go to Ireland.)

I like how it says it will give her a “taste of foreign policy” like we’re at fucking Baskin Robbins and she just needs one of those miniature spoons to keep our country safe.

-Steve

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