Fake Steve Schmidt and Friends

Do you have an awesome Palin baby name yet? Because it can’t be as awesome as mine

In Although I've always been partial to Chesty Larue on September 21, 2008 at 10:28 pm

I hear the people on the interwebs are all going cuckoo for cocao puffs over the Sarah Palin baby name generator.

I’d just like to call your attention to my awesome name: Barrel McRaven Palin. Is that a badass name or what? You try to tell me that’s not a fucking manly name. You can’t just come up with a name like that. You need it generated, by a fucking computer, because that’s how awesome it is.

Tucker, it’s probably not an accident your name would be Stepper Choke Palin. Ha!

-Steve

Update: Jesus, Tucker, please SHUT THE FUCK UP

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  1. What? I totally came out on top on that one. Watch for my upcoming memo to all campaign staff instructing them to follow my example: look fresh so opponents (aka the media) underestimate you, repeat the message over all questions about “facts,” “campaign promises,” and “issues,” and always remember that the message is John and rich people = good; Barack, media, minorities, women, Dems, undecided voters, the middle class (those earning less than $5 mil) all LIE and are EVIL. It’s obviously working.

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